Too bad I missed seeing this in time to mention it to the girls as a potential Father’s Day Gift. Well, there’s always next year. This is not a joke. Here is the website.
Funeral Home Pick Me Up Cologne Spray
Get yours while supplies last!
Funeral Home is a blend of classic white flowers including lilies, carnations, gladiolus, chrysanthemums with stems and leaves, with a hint of mahogany and oriental carpet.
From the website: This scent actually started out to be Flower Show. However, our founding perfumer personally did NOT like most white flowers so this was a tough fragrance for him to develop. When our founder, Christopher Gable smelled this one he exclaimed: ‘it smells like my Grandfather’s funeral… call it Funeral Home!’. So we did.
You must read the reviews on their website. They are very positive. . . and a bit silly.
A Simple, Village Undertaker 
Well as long as it doesn’t smell like our locker room or the staff dining room, maybe worth a try LoL
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