Think On These Things

I am confidant that you will obsess on at least one of these all day.
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* If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

* The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.  Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

* If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”.

(It does fall on a Tuesday)

Thank you, Carla for the material
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About Ray V.

Living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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6 Responses to Think On These Things

  1. josiesvoice says:

    Mind boggling but i dont think i would be thinking of any on your list daily.Definitely, I would obsess of other stuffif if not once a day, at least once in a while.

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  2. feistyfroggy says:

    These are hilarious and I’ve already shared them with a coworker! Thanks for the laughs.

    Like

  3. I’m obsessed now because I do not have a dog, am wondering if it was poisoned some time in the future, and I can’t swims as well on my back because I’m not sure if it was a svvim I went for, or a swi^^!

    I think I may lie down.

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  4. Claudia says:

    I LOVE these kinds of informercials!

    Like

  5. Food for thought indeed.

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