Seeking Delilah: Samson Tries Online Dating

This made me laugh. I guarantee, yes guarantee, that you will laugh also. Ancient history meets modern technology.

Feeding on Folly

This is Samson.

Samson

Samson is strong. Samson is very strong.

But Samson is lonely.

Poor Samson.

Samson opens an account on OkCupid.

This is what Samson’s profile says:

Hi! I'm Samson and I am a spiritual warrior and judge. I never drink, shave or cut my hair. Also, I can kill a lion with my bare hands. 
Seeking: A woman who understands me. 
Religious preference: Parents are hoping for a nice Jewish girl, but I'm open.


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About Ray V.

Living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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2 Responses to Seeking Delilah: Samson Tries Online Dating

  1. That IS too funny!

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  2. This was hilarious! Thank you for sharing, I needed a good laugh. ☺☺

    Like

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