Over the last several weeks, I have been spending more times with our dogs than with people and a thought came to me yesterday.
Think about how much easier life would be if humans had tails.
Tail wagging? Happy to see you and/or I agree with you. Gimme a treat.
Tail tucked? Danger Will Robinson, Danger! (how about that for dating myself? Click on that link for reminder) I’m not so sure I trust you. Start over, give me a treat and we can see how it goes.
Hair and tail up?...I ain’t buying your BS, pal and I’m gonna bite your butt if you don’t get outta my yard. Giving me two treats may help my attitude.
No drama, no pretense and no guessing. Dogs are intrinsically honest and most even have “that look” when they know they did something they weren’t supposed to.
Office interactions/politics would never be the same again and I’m sre there would be many additional applications.
What problems would having a tail solve for you? Comments welcome.