The Department of the Navy was assigning females to quarters in a separate, private, OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, the Commanding Officer advised, “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught braking this rule will be fined $50.00 the first time.
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.00. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.00. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant, from security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired: “How much for a season pass?”
Thanks to The Off Key of Life.
A Simple, Village Undertaker 
That response from the Gunnery Sergeant made me laugh!
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