Thoughts To Ponder On A Saturday Morning

Since we are always thinking, why not think about things that matter?

I had amnesia once — or twice.
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Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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Maybe it’s a good day to just lay in the grass?

I am neither for nor against apathy.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride
horses sidesaddle.
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What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotiststhey don’t talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height, which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.
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The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you
a man who can’t get his pants off.
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Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

 

Thanks, Carla

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About Ray V.

Living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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One Response to Thoughts To Ponder On A Saturday Morning

  1. Those are so funny! I must confess I probably laughed the loudest about guys riding sidesaddle…..might be from raising three sons!

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