Thoughts To Ponder On A Saturday Morning

Since we are always thinking, why not think about things that matter?

I had amnesia once — or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.


Maybe it’s a good day to just lay in the grass?

I am neither for nor against apathy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride
horses sidesaddle.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotiststhey don’t talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height, which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.
The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help groups?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you
a man who can’t get his pants off.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?


Thanks, Carla


About Ray V.

Living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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One Response to Thoughts To Ponder On A Saturday Morning

  1. Those are so funny! I must confess I probably laughed the loudest about guys riding sidesaddle…..might be from raising three sons!

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