On Celibacy

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What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other”.
He then addressed the men.
“Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,
“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”
And thus began Frank’s life of celibacy. 
Thanks, Carla
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I am just a simple, village undertaker back living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA who likes to share the view out of my window.
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10 Responses to On Celibacy

  1. LOL!!! Poor Frank.

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  2. Linda Gill says:

    LOL!!!!

    Like

  3. Mark says:

    His will be only be self-raising after that!

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  4. have to reblog this!

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  5. Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
    This is absolutely GREAT…and that is with a big laugh.

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  7. Bernadette says:

    Just like I said to my Grandson recently before his spelling bee, if you are not sure you should always ask for the word to be used in a sentence. It would have saved Frank so many lonely nights.

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