Thanks to Carla for sending this… Time to smile before the new week commences.
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large, unfriendly
woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME
HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to. look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered
quickly, and in an equally loud voice I replied, “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS.”
The room erupted in applause!