Start (Or End) Your Day. . .

. . . a chuckle, courtesy of our friend, Carla     

Being blonde… it goes deeper than just their roots.

Being blonde… it goes deeper than just their roots.

 

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”
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A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.
“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.
“The rope should be around your neck” says the guard.
“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”
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A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday!

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About Ray V.

Living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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8 Responses to Start (Or End) Your Day. . .

  1. dray0308 says:

    Reblogged this on Dream Big, Dream Often and commented:
    A little humor from A Simple Village Undertaker!!

    Like

  2. eths says:

    Very funny!

    Like

  3. Deb says:

    Some good laughs!

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  5. Little Voice says:

    Delightful and enjoyed it so much will reblog it on ‘that little voice’.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Little Voice says:

    Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
    A few jokes to lighten up your day…couldn’t resist these ‘blonde men’ jokes from https://villageundertaker.wordpress.com/

    Like

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