Works Every Time

A former gunnery sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and was not noticeable. 180px-USMC-E7.svg

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew the students would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom wearing a crisp shirt and tie, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead silence…the rest of the year went very smoothly.

ooh-rah

Thanks, John

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About Ray V.

Living in Aiken, South Carolina, USA, I like to share what I am looking at, thinking about or listening to. I refer to this as the view out my window. Thanks for stopping by.
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7 Responses to Works Every Time

  1. Julie says:

    I want to reblog this! Oh, may I please?

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  2. Julie says:

    Reblogged this on by julie kolb and commented:
    A reblog from A Simple VIllage Undertaker made me chuckle this morning. I asked if I could share it and was graciously given permission. Thanks!

    Enjoy!

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  4. Al says:

    That is brilliant!!! Just had tears of laughter when I was telling my kids.

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  5. Funeral Home Louisville Guy12 says:

    OH-RA! Adapt and overcome. Thanks for the story. I needed a laugh today.

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